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| Nov. 24th, 2010 |
3:rd play-off. For the third season in a row SPAM! will go to the play-offs.
"Third time is the charm", coach Ozt says. "This time we will go all the way and take that damn trophy home to our tents!" he continued.
And since there is no serious opposition reaching the play-offs this year that is almost certain to happen.... |
| - Ozt |
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| Sep. 4th, 2010 |
Message from Sir Spamalot Regarding the fact that Spamalot now is the most wanted player with a 100k bounty on his head he has issued this statement: Don't hate the player, hate the game! |
| - Ozt |
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| Aug. 11th, 2010 |
Come and have a go! All the meat portions have been doubled for the team after the recent developments in division 1.
"The next game is our most important one yet this season", coach Ozt explains.
"If those damn nuns can beat the elves again and we can repeat our performance against the mutating thingies we are second in the division"
So you can look forward to a team that is so full of meat they haven´t felt hungry in a week. Is that really a good thing though? You will all see the results next week,
GO SPAM! |
| - Ozt |
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| July 4th, 2010 |
Tactics a success! Since the tactic of emulating the opposing teams strengths was so successful against The Filth , coach Ozt has decreed that we will do that again against the Pointy Ear Saints.
Therefore rigorous scrubbing followed by exotic saints will be mandatory. Also wine or cider will be served at all occasions. Meat is strictly forbidden and will be replaced by lettuce and fruit, This will ensure victory for the SPAM!
The players are already discussing which way to kill the coach. Most seem in favour of simply kicking him in the head ´til it falls off, but it might still become a more fancy method to mirror his idiotic tactics. |
| - Ozt |
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| June 20th, 2010 |
Dirty tactics! The newest orders from the coach:
No more bathing! We will beat The Filth at their own game or my name isn't Ozt.
The news was met with a collective shrug by the team. It is after all 2 months left until bath time so the orders did not change anything. |
| - Ozt |
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| June 10th, 2010 |
What? There is total confusion in the SPAM locker room. The High Thane is complaining about not feeling too well and he says he never wants to play again cause it´s not fun anymore.
And Ulf is simply missing.
They will miss all the fun in the game against the Puffers.
What do you mean we played it yesterday?
Note to self: celebratory drinks AFTER the game.
//Ozt |
| - Ozt |
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| May 30th, 2010 |
Puff puff paste! Ozt would like to send a message to the wuss-elves that face him in round 2.
Just walk away.
//Ozt |
| - Ozt |
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| May 18th, 2010 |
All out of meat. The cooks of the SPAM!-clan are outraged that the team is eating all the meat that should supply everyone in the village.
Therefore the team has to strap on their boots again and go on as many away matches as they can for the good of the village.
This pissed them off to no end and they are going to take it out on the poor teams that dare to face them! |
| - Ozt |
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| Apr. 19th, 2010 |
Donations for bail money accepted. Unfortunatly The Spaminator was arrested during his tactical mission to undermine Body Count´s fanbase.
It seems that it is illegal to dig up all the corpses and dismember them, even if they cheer for the opposition.
SPAM! needs to raise 500.000 gold for bail as the judge´s two deceased daughters were in Body Count´s cheerleading squad.
/Coach Ozt. |
| - Ozt |
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| Apr. 10th, 2010 |
Party before winning the championship. Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam! |
| - Ozt |
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| Mar. 25th, 2010 |
No meat. Coach Ozt has stopped buying meat for the team to feast on. After the disgraceful draw against the elves the caoch has decided to punish the team by only feeding them beans, carrots and ale.
"The next bloody meat you will have a chance to snack on is attached to the nuns you face next week. Rip it of their bones or taste a knuckle-sandwich you lazy bastards!
- Ozt |
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| Mar. 10th, 2010 |
Elves? ELVES! Coach Ozt went on a rampage when he heard that the next opponents are elves.
"I want the guys to play blood bowl, not run around the field playing kissing tag with a bunch of fairies" he was heard yelling.
Feral the Ulfwerner has not been able to stop smiling since he heard the news though, so not all in the team are angered by this turn of events.
Prepare to see the SPAM! demolish the hippies in the upcoming game. |
| - Ozt |
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| Feb. 12th, 2010 |
Incoming! After the humiliating defeat at the hands of some greenskins, the rage is now building in SPAM´s righteous hearts.
Since we will be meeting greenskins again next week they will have to pay!
Rumour has it that head coach Ozt has asked his close and personal friend Boomer Eziasson to give us a keg of his explosive ale. And as a favour in return for the beer he will get to join us on the pitch! |
| - Ozt |
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| Jan. 30th, 2010 |
Join in the chant. Oh Nuffle, he who rules the fields of Bloodbowl, bless our fists and boots this coming season.
Without you we are as nothing, with you we can not be stopped.
We humbly offer you the first keg of ale at every celebration of victory, and the best slice of meat.
All hail Nuffle! |
| - Ozt |
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| Jan. 3rd, 2010 |
Coach says: Opponents are sissies. After taking a look at the "competition" this season, the coach has ordered everyone to go on a one month bender and to cease all training. This in order to give all the inferior teams who will participate at least a small hope of surviving their meeting with the hardest team in living memory.
So to all players in SPAM!: Drink up and don´t forget to not eat your vegetables. |
| - Ozt |
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