It's always nice to be first out and to deliver the fans a win early season! The team did a marvelous match despite a sweltering heat and the outrageous steanch of the opposing team.
Rumours has it that Saint Edward II got a sever dusting from the team head coach after killing Klamydia. The reason is said to have been that this starplayer of The Filth's could otherwise have been crucuial in decimating the more fearsome players of the league to rotters.
- Joel
Mar. 14th, 2010 - old news
Unruly elves.
After a few games into the season the elves go mad in the training sessions. We try getting them to learn receive and deal blocks better, to improve their skills in dodging out of the way of the opposition. But the only part of the training the players seems to enjoy is running around playing tag to improving their running. Soon we have to get them to focus on learning survival skills or they will start dying at the hands of the more brutal opposition in this league. Perhaps a fellows death is what's needed for them to focus but it would be most beneficial for the teams progress if it could be avoided.
Lets hope the gods are on our side and at least get us through our next game against SPAM! without any serious injuries.
- Joel
Mar. 1st, 2010 - old news
Lets stay undefeted
Second in Red group after 2 matches, and we don't intend to be beaten by Nuns either. Having noticed that next weeks opponent Holy Sisters of Thyr developed into a blodgy gang we will have to rely on speed but how could they ever match us there now that we signed a contract with Reeborc. We'll keep getting faster every match, soon to outrun even the stinky rats from Green group!
Klamydia
