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The Meal Machines

Race:  Halfling
Coach:  Pertan
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The Meal Machines team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Jan. 2nd, 2019 - old news
New year, new tactics!?
Hello sport fans, and wellcome to another year of Blood Bowl!

We are taking a closer look of a returning team, The Meal Machines, taking on the pitch with new tactics. Our sideline reporter has managed to get an interview with their coatch.

Over to you fraulein Shönheit!

-Thank you Jim! So Coach Pertan, I would like to ask you about your new roster and the missing of player names. What's the meaning of that?

-Well fraulein, its simply because I dont care what their names are. I mean the halflings arent what they once were. Ether they will survive their first match or no. IF they do, well good for them and if not, well I didnt need to learn their names. Simple as that.

-I see, thank you for the explenation. So, you have not had any really good seasons in the past, honestly they have been catastrofical. What plans/expectations do you have for the upcoming season.

-You are correct that we have had some bad luck in the past but depending on the match up, I'm looking for 5-0-0 this season..

-...........

-I think we lost the connection to Shönheit Jim.
-Ah yes Bob you might be right. Well lets see what the future holds for those stunty little buggers. Thank you for tuning in on Cabal vision, I'm Jim Johnson and this is Bob Bifford!
-..... but Jim I wanna..
-Nobody cares Bob, nobody cares...
- Pertan
 
 
May 25th, 2018 - old news
It´s raining m... halflings?!
Hi sport fans, Jim Johnsson here!

And what an exciting match we saw between the halfling team Meal Machines and the elves Bangalore Swifts.
The elves started with the ball and after only two turns the away team was already ahead one to nothing.
Now the halflings had plenty of time to get an equalizer but missing a pick up, (seriously who does that?!) the elves snatched that ball and was going for two nil. But surprisingly one hero fling (they all look the same.. That’s racist Jim. Sorry Bob, but they do) managed to block the ballcarrier with a two die uphill and the ball bounce out to the crowd. The crowd sent the ball deep in to the elves end zone.
Then something happened that would happen a lot during this game, a treeman snatched a suicidal Halfling and sent him flying towards the elves endzone. One pick up later and the game was tied.
With two turns left of the first half the elves could take the lead but a missed pick up (again…?!) a treeman sent an other Halfling that managed to steal the ball from the elves but missed to dodge out for a leading touchdown.

During the second half the halflings kept on raining and making their 6+ landings but the elves managed to hit out enough of the Halfling players to get an 3-1 win.

Both teams coaches seemd to have had a great and fun game and for us viewers as well.

Thank you and good bye!

(But Jim, I wanna say something… -Nobody cares Bob…)
- Pertan
 
 
Aug. 8th, 2017 - old news
A Dungeon? No we call it a tomb
A joyful team of "Meal Machines" marched to the underground complex where they were to meet the "West side Hartvigs" in a rematch!
Reenforged by Deeproot and Puggy the spirit was high as the result from their previous game was in fresh memory.

But it seemed that the elves had learned not to underestimate the 'flings'. It seemed like the halflings were always second on the ball. After a initial drive from Puggy, almost scoring a touchdown the tides turned and it was all uphill from now on.

The march home was all but joyful. A roster lighter from a couple of players, for ever gone and buried in the dark corners of the Dungeon tomb, the spirits needed a feast to celebrate the fallen comrades.
- Pertan
 
 
July 24th, 2017 - old news
Double Whammy!
Hi sport fans and what exciting news!
The Halfling team “Meal Machines” met the top team “West side Hartvigs” early Saturday morning (early in Halfling measurements at least).
The game was played right after their second breakfast and boy were they fired up! Thanks to the support off hired Star players, Deeproot Strongbranch and strong man Puggy Beaconbreath the “Meal Machines” were able to get the upper hand in both touchdowns and casualties and miraculously win!
After a well-deserved celebration feast, it was time to play again.
This time it was “Flokis Lok” that stood on the opposing side of the pitch. Deeproot and Puggy were too full of beer (sap for Deeproot) and food after the feast to join the team so the “Meal Machines” were on their own. But overconfident from their last match they took the pitch by storm!
The Norse warriors managed to throw the ball so it stuck in the upper branches of #2 player “Treebranch Rootfoot” and a winning touchdown was made.
We hear that the celebrations of the so called “Double Whammy” is still going on and nobody knows when they will stop drinking!
Stay tuned for upcoming news and updates from what looks like to be the “Underdog Miracle of the year!”
- Pertan
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
Squig Bowl 21, Open Season 9, SquigBowl 23, Open Season 10, Open Season 12
Playing in:
Open season 14
Trophies won:
none



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